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Dwight Smith
Associate Producer
Well, I suppose one must start at the beginning if you really want to understand. You see, it all began when...
Dwight was born and raised in the small southern town of Kingstree, SC to devoted and loving parents. There he was schooled in the vaunted southern virtues of chivalry and hospitality as well as exposed to the intricacies of that most distinctive of dialects, the southern drawl. Unfortunately, it didn’t take.
Dwight began his disreputable career with a tenure at the SC Governor’s School for Science and Math (a boarding home for youthful malcontents and shirkers) and then later spent four years earning a B.S. degree in Mechanical Engineering from Clemson University. Then, after having spent the better part of two decades horribly mangling the southern drawl Dwight was kicked out of the South. He managed to hold on somewhat to its ideals of courtesy and chivalry, but continued his habits of sloth and negligence by forging on to Virginia Tech.
There he managed to obtain - through means the university has not, yet, managed to prove illegal - the additional letters, M.S. and Ph.D., to add the end of his name. His most notable achievement while at Tech, however, was learning how to make a Cuba Libre, or rum-and-coke. Attempting to learn more of this delicious drink’s roots, Dwight set out in an open canoe for Cuba but was blown horribly off course and ended up in San Juan, Puerto Rico. There he was forced to pimp himself out for seven months as an instructor of engineering to earn room and board. Dwight’s stay in San Juan awakened in him a love of latin music and a desire to learn how to dance salsa. While attempting to further his newfound love of dance at a particularly seedy club in Old San Juan, Dwight was shanghaied and inducted into the Navy, despite being a civilian, where he once again found himself teaching engineering.
After six years spent teaching at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Dwight finally decided to grow up and become a contributing member of society. He left the academy and found a home among the staid and calming influence of the Big Huge Team! Dwight’s hobbies include reading and writing fantasy and, of course, dancing and teaching salsa!!!
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